It’s time for the yearly list of weird searches that have brought people here, and questions that I can answer in a few words.
I can see search terms that people have used to find my site so every year I trawl through them and find the ones that make me giggle- or the ones that are simple questions I can answer. This year was a good year for this.
- navel stab
why? I seriously have no idea when or how this would lead anyone to this site.
- clay mole
oooooh yeah. I made a pile of clay naked mole rats for some friends, and posted about it!
- cheapest tattoo needles
get the fuck out of my shop.
- is it a good idea to get a large tattoo on your arm?
- 100$ tat
at 150 an hour, that’d be a small one. And those are totally ok.
- did carl panzram have tattoos
yes, according to his arrest records, he had many tattoos, including several saying things like “liberty” and “equality
- what’s the meaning for a “party dot” tattoo
I say “party dot” a lot, I guess. (it means a tiny tattoo that can be done in less than a minute, often gotten with a bunch of friends also getting the same or similar things done)
- hot female tattoo artist
why thank you kind stranger.
- 1488 tattoo
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOP
- deep stick position
what does this even mean? I don’t write about pegging here.
- tattoo pitcher
I’m not sure why, but I like the sound of this one.
- beaver with assault rifle tattoo
If someone out there has actually done this tattoo, please get a hold of me, because I would love to see photos of it.
- how person witch with ilomba loke like
I humbly suggest you buy my book to find out.
- what to do if you tattoo artist doesnt want to do what you want
I’m sorry, but not all of us enjoy skydiving on a first date.
- monsters hot revenge rape
I have no idea where the fuck this came from, but I’m ok with the idea that it led someone here.
Why hello old friends!
- what kind of things can you do in a tattoo shop
- images of tattoo on dick
Never posted any here, never will. But thanks for playing!
- free tattoo name letteringdrawings
tell you what- paypal me a buck a letter, and I will write a name in script, and send you a scan of it. no returns, no changes, no alterations. take that lettering to your actual tattoo artist and they’ll fix those things for free when they tattoo you.