weird ways people have found this site, and their quick questions.

2008, work gear.

2008, work gear.

It’s time for the yearly list of weird searches that have brought people here, and questions that I can answer in a few words.
I can see search terms that people have used to find my site so every year I trawl through them and find the ones that make me giggle- or the ones that are simple questions I can answer. This year was a good year for this.

  • navel stab
    why? I seriously have no idea when or how this would lead anyone to this site.
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  • clay mole
    oooooh yeah. I made a pile of clay naked mole rats for some friends, and posted about it!
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  • cheapest tattoo needles
    get the fuck out of my shop.
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  • is it a good idea to get a large tattoo on your arm?
    always.
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  • 100$ tat
    at 150 an hour, that’d be a small one. And those are totally ok.
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  • did carl panzram have tattoos
    yes, according to his arrest records, he had many tattoos, including several saying things like “liberty” and “equality
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  • what’s the meaning for a “party dot” tattoo
    I say “party dot” a lot, I guess. (it means a tiny tattoo that can be done in less than a minute, often gotten with a bunch of friends also getting the same or similar things done)
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  • hot female tattoo artist
    why thank you kind stranger.
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  • 1488 tattoo
    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOP
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  • deep stick position
    what does this even mean? I don’t write about pegging here.
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  • tattoo pitcher
    I’m not sure why, but I like the sound of this one.
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  • beaver with assault rifle tattoo
    If someone out there has actually done this tattoo, please get a hold of me, because I would love to see photos of it.
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  • how person witch with ilomba loke like
    I humbly suggest you buy my book to find out.
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  • what to do if you tattoo artist doesnt want to do what you want
    I’m sorry, but not all of us enjoy skydiving on a first date.
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  • monsters hot revenge rape
    I have no idea where the fuck this came from, but I’m ok with the idea that it led someone here.
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  • ogrish
    Why hello old friends!
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  • what kind of things can you do in a tattoo shop
    Try this.
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  • images of tattoo on dick
    Never posted any here, never will. But thanks for playing!
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  • free tattoo name letteringdrawings
    tell you what- paypal me a buck a letter, and I will write a name in script, and send you a scan of it. no returns, no changes, no alterations. take that lettering to your actual tattoo artist and they’ll fix those things for free when they tattoo you.